People revolt against the
"tablecloth"
by Sarah Stuart
The Sunday Telegraph
28 March, 1999
Courtesy of News
Ltd Photo Library
"I
AM not a stupid person," a frustrated Tanya Reynolds declared yesterday
as she bravely struggled with a ballot paper twice the size of her voting
booth.
"But
I've been here for 10 minutes and I couldn't find the party I'm supposed
to be voting for. I've just voted for some group I've never heard of."
She
wasn't the only one. Across the State yesterday, angry electors
voiced their derision of The Tablecloth -a voting paper that had booth
officials and voters stumped.
Too big for the booth,
too complicated to comprehend, too difficult to fold - and then it wouldn't
fit through the election box slot.
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Ingenious
officials tried a variety of tactics. At the Bondi
Beach Primary School they found a large stick to push the papers through.
At a church hall in Manly they used scissors to widen the hole themselves.
Privacy was not an
option for voters who had to ask neighbours for help in locating their
party and then queue for officials to fold it.
Sitting on the floor
outside the formal polling room at Bondi Beach was Darren Mitchelson,
his ballot paper spread out in front of him.
Scanning
the unwieldy monster, his eyes glazed. "This is absolutely ludicrous.
Inside the booth, I couldn't even unfold it to see what was on it,"
he said in disgust. "It's just so stupid that I'm going to fill it
out in random order so when they open it up, it will really piss them
off." Outside the hall, a flustered Deborah Eldred was relieved just
to have completed the process.
"I had a windmill
experience in there," she said of her spin around the voting room,
arms outstretched, trying to control the ballot paper. "It's just
enormous. The whole thing is so complicated and everyone could see who
I was voting for." The Greens may also have picked up some extra
votes.
The waste of paper
was irritating as many people as the inconvenience. "What a waste
of resources -it's offensive," Maria Mills of Bondi thundered. "Who
are all these parties and why do we have to look at their names?"
Others came out of
the polling booth laughing. "It's like a Blackadder election,"
chuckled Ian Byrne of Manly of his favourite British comedy. "Baldrick
stood for office once - there was one voter and he finished up with a
majority of 19,000."
But for elderly voters
the situation wasn't as comical. Sylvia Mair, 89, of North Bondi struggled
to open the paper and had no chance of finding her party.
"It is just ridiculous.
I had to ask a nice young man to help me and he had to spend a long time
just going through all the parties to find what I wanted," she said.
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