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Screaming window curtains

Kapooka Public School


Investigative report

Date: 21st of November 2002.

Investigated item: Window curtains.

Item location: 7 Trinklet Rd, Wakeley.

Current owner: Elderly muggle woman (Mrs Twiddle) very short and fat with PINK round specticals.

Description of item: Blueish green in colour. About 6 foot, long glitters all over.

Current problem: These window curtains have been bewitched to scream loudly "Wake up sleepyhead, the sun's up." This caused Mrs Twiddle to have a heart attack.

Evaluation: The muggle women and her husband are going on holidays soon so we charge in, take the curtains and leave.

Name of investigator: YLLEK.

 

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