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Dear Rappers
 
We are 5/6 from Beauty Point Public School. We are located just above the Spit Bridge in Mosman. We have beautiful water views from our school. Our class teacher is Ms. Gilks and our librarian is Ms. Williams. We have 220 children at our school and our uniform is red and blue.Our class enjoys drama, art and P.E.
 
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
 
Because they crack each other up.
 
Why did the tomato blush?
 
Because it saw the salad dressing.
 
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
 
Because the chicken wasn't around.
 
Why didn't the pirate go to the movies?
 
Because it was arrrrrrrr rated.
 
How did the robber make a clean getaway?
 
He took the bath with him.
 

 
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