Once upon a time on a piece of land lived a poor family of pigs. One day the mother of three piglets was hungry and had no money.
The mother pig said “Because I have no money for food it leaves me no choice but to eat all of you”.
The little pigs didn’t like that idea so they all ran away.They found a good place to build their own houses.
The first pig spent 10 weeks building his straw house. A week later along came a wolf. The wolf found the straw house with the pig inside, so the wolf just set fire to the house and burnt the house down.
Down the road the wolf found a stick house. The second pig had taken 5 weeks to build it. The wolf aimed a missile at the stick house, launched the missile and the house blew up from the impact and flaming parts came falling from the sky.
The wolf went on and came to a brick house, the wolf knocked on the door, the third pig opened the door and saw the wolf then slammed the door in the wolf’s face. The wolf came up with a plan.
That night the wolf got his chainsaw and his stash of dynamite and went to blow the brick house to bits. The wolf knocked on the door and hoped that the pig would open it,
Unfortunately, (but luckily for the pig) the little pig was asleep on the couch and didn’t open the door.
The wolf thought that he might have to find another way to get into the house and decided to use an axe to chop the door open.He started to chop away at the front door but the door was reinforced with solid steel and he couldn’t get through.
So he hired a cherry picker and went above the house with litres and litres of acid and poured it down the chimney to flush the pig out.
The little pig didn’t come running out and the wolf remembered that he had brought his stash of dynamite and went about setting it up around the house.
The wolf started counting out loud 3.2.1 before he detonated the dynamite (just in case the pig did decide to come running out). He pushed the tee bar down and the house went up.
KaaBoom !
The little pig was blown to bits.
The wolf collected his tools that he used to blow the house up and found a nice big oak tree to have a sleep under.
You see this wolf really was quite different from other wolves …..he didn’t want to eat these pigs, he just wanted to see their end!
