Cinderfella
Once upon a time at around 6 O’clock
While cinderfella was putting on his sock
He was admiring his dead mother’s frock
His ugly stepmother barges in and orders a roast
Otherwise he’d be toast (literally)
His stepbrothers love to boast
About money and who gets the most
Cinderfella wanted to go to the school dance
He wanted Jane princess to give him a chance
He hoped she wasn’t going with lance (a lot)
His fairy godfather suddenly appeared
He had a very weird prehistoric beard
With a great flick of the godfathers wand
There appeared a suit worn by James Bond (once)
By flying crumpet did he travel
And before he knew it he had landed on gravel
He still had his Nike shoes on
The shoes were so ugly he looked like a con (artist)
Cinderfella didn’t see Jane princess with anyone
So he offered her a sugar bun
Jam from the flying crumpet was still on his feet
Its taste was just so sweet
Cindefella’s foot was stuck like glue
He couldn’t remove his Nike shoe
Jane princess looked down in shock
Cinderfella was wearing a Nike shoe and sock
“What are those horrid things on your feet”
“My Nike shoes, aren’t they sweet?”
“Nike shoes are out, and Addidas are in”
“Please throw those shoes in the bin”
Cinderfella hopped home in tears
He hadn’t been this sad for years
He threw his Nike shoe in the bin
For wearing them was a sin
As Jane princess had wrongfully said
Then he jumped straight into bed
The moral of this story is to buy addidas shoes and socks
Otherwise you will be the one who is mocked.
from Natalie, Vivian, Venitia, Jessica, Georgia
