Once upon a time there were three little fat kids who lived with their fat
mother and atye puddings all day. The three little fat kids wanted to move
out but had no money. So, one day their fat mother gave them one hundred
dollars each to move out. The very next day the three fat kids moved out.
They all went different ways. A few days later the three little fat kids
had spent all their money on puddings and had no money to buy a house. So
they all decided to build one each. The first fat kid called Bert decided
to build a house out of bits of paper he found on the street. The second
fat kid named Fred decided to make a house out of bricks he stole from a
nearby worksite. One night Bert was sleeping peacefully in his paper house
when another person with no house came and wanted to sleep in his house as
well. His name was Fergle. He said in a deep booming voice, "Let me in or
I'll kick your house in!"
"No!" came the reply. So Fergle kicked Bert's house in and walked away.
Now Bert had no house and wandered off to find another house. Fergle walked
on for a while and came to Fred's plastic bottle house and said, "Let me in
or I'll kick in your house!"
"Never!" came the reply. So Fergle kicked in Fred's bottle house and walked
off. Now Fred didn't have a house and wandered off. Sam was sitting in his
house made of bricks and Fred came to the opening and asked to stay, Sam
said he could. Bert followed close behind. It was a tight squeeze but all
three little fat kids could fit in the house. A few minutes later Fergle
walked up and said, "Let me in or I'll kick your house in!"
"No!" said Sam, "There is no room left!" So Fergle kicked their house and it
wobbled and fell inwards. Then Fergle walked off to find a bin to curl up
in. So the three little fat kids didn't live happily ever after.
By Jack and Robert
