Dear Mr Weasley,
Mrs. Arabella Figg has notified myself in regards to the following list of items currently causing problems among the muggle community.
1. A refigerator that has been discovered warming it's contents instead of it's intended purpose to cool.
2. A mirror that exagerates feared bodily images
3. A contraption called a "Computer" which has been deleting important documents
4. A machine called an ATM which is supposed to dispense muggle money, but has recently been reported to be deleting money from your account without it being withdrawn
In most important news, students of all ages have been reportedly disturbed by a pencil case that has been reeking havoc in schools all over London. The pencil case illegally has a habit of apparently losing it's contents when it is most desired, only to rSeappeaSr when it is not neeeded. Appears tSo be tShe work of Lee Jordan, similiar to his previous attempt at "fun" when he turned the tower of Big Ben backwards effecting all clocks in the area, shouldn't be hard to fix.
Urgent meeting with Fudge concerning his recent founding of the muggle reaserch team, "The dementors".
Cheery-oo
Perkins
