Date:
25 August
2003
Investigated
item:
Boxing Gloves
Item
location:
1983506 Cherry
Lane, Topar, garage
Current
owner:
Steviejai Betta, bought the pair of gloves from a sports shop
Description of item
- Yellow medium sized gloves
- starts to fight you when you go near them
- made 2003 in
China
Current
problem:
Bashing the owner up and everyone else she trains with
Evaluation:
This set of boxing gloves were made by a small Chinese man called Togan
Hiroma, and accidentally enchanted it with his broken wand.
Recommendation: Get the maker to come
and pick the boxing gloves up and destroy them.
Date:
28 August
2003
Investigated item:
Sports car
Item location:
323 Argent
St, Broken Hill
Normally parked in the garage.
Current owner:
A young man (Mr. Steve Canon) bought from a strange
Man.
Description of item:
- a Holden Commmodore SS with a V8 engine
- has a rear spoiler and is red
- the number plate number is TSD 547
- the seats are black with SS written on
them
- and has tinted windows
Current problem:
Owner reports that the Commodore starts up in the middle of the
night. Sometimes the alarm goes off
for no reason, and it has ejected him out of his seat when he was driving down
the main street. All the car
experts have looked at it and certified that there is nothing wrong with
it. The owner has tried to sell it,
but no hope as yet.
Evaluation:
An investigation has proved that the strange Man that sold it to Mr.
Canon was no other than Peter Sbrock.
He loved fast cars and broom sticks.
Recommendation:
Send a young man to purchase the car for Mr. Canon. If this does not succeed, then the
Retrieval team will.
