Date:
26th August
2002
Investigated item:
A drill
Item location:
757 Chapel
Street
Normally stored in shed
Currently owned by:
A middle aged man (Mr. Jamiey Carnie)
Found when cleaning shed
Description of item:
late 902 model
looks like an ordinary drill
Current problem:
Owner found when in use it doesn’t turn off and starts chasing. Owner’s friends conducted a test and saw
it was safe to work with. But the
owner is still worried.
Evaluation:
An investigation report that the drill to William Wallace who was a world
famous mason. who moved out of the house in 2000. He made the drill for drill
Recommendation:
Sand a bogus buyer to purchase the drill if that cannot be achieved send
in the Retrieval Squad.
Foot note:
An inspection of the drill be mechanical department revealed a wizard
ring inscribed with the initials of W.W.
Date:
26 September
2003
Investigated item:
Toaster
Item location:
411 Cummins
Street, Broken Hill, New South
Wales,
usually kept in kitchen
Current owner:
23 year old man (Mr. Miki Agelakis) bought it at a garage
sale.
Description of item:
- it is a very old fashion toaster
- the on-off switch is in the bottom left hand
corner of the toaster
- it is a black grey colour with 3 bright yellow
stripes on each side
Current problem:
The owner has reported that every time he puts his bread into it to have
toast for breakfast it freezes.
Mr. Miki Agelakis called in an electrician on the 26 August 2003 to fix the toaster. The electrician said that it was in good
shape and he couldn’t find anything wrong with it. The owner is very anxious to get rid of
his bread freezing toaster.
Evaluation:
The investigation of the history of this toaster finds that it belonged
to an ancient wizard named George Fintlyls. He used the toaster to freeze bread for
spells.
Recommendation:
Get rid of the toaster sell it, burn it, throw it away, whatever you can
- GET RID OF IT!
