Rap Point 1
Garbage Bin – This handy item has a bottomless abyss inside so you never
have to empty it! ( Nicholas )
Watch – this item is used to go back in time. It can be used to change the
past.
A Pair of Swimming Goggles – When you put them on you can see through walls.
( Dale )
Telephone – When you pick up the phone it blows up and your hand disappears.
( David )
Ring – If you put this magical ring on, your hand will write down the answer
to any question. ( Guang )
TV – The TV helps with your homework when turned on.
Ministry of Magic
Investigative Report
Date: 8/11/02
Investigated Item: Self-Emptying Garbage Bin
Item Location: 7 Abyss Street, Bottomlessville 23894
normally kept outside back door
Current Owner: a young man (Brad Warren – muggle) found the bin when he
moved to Abyss Street. He found it very handy not to have to empty it so he
never said anything.
Description of Item:
· Quite recent model; the government usually gives them out for free.
· Approximate manufacture date 1989
· Green in colour with yellow lid
Current problem: Owner reports garbage bin is regurgitating all his rubbish
and also some refuse he never threw away (such as Wizard Crackers and
somebody’s body parts)
A government official has been to check the bin and said it was just another
bin like the other three million but it supposedly continued spitting up
rubbish after the official left.
Evaluation: Investigation into history of bin reveals it belonged to a Mr.
Stephen King, who was reported missing when the bin first started playing
up.
Recommendation: Destroy bin at all costs.
Name of Investigator: Nicholas
Footnote: an inspection of the bin found there were millions of fan letters
in it, all addressed to the previous owner.
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