Ministry of Magic
Investigative Report
Date:
13.11.02
Investigated item:
Television
Item Located:
17 Oxley Road,London
Found in a bedroom in a house
Current owner:
Mrs Whipley [a muggle]
Description of item:
*Digital wide screen tv with a remote.
*Silver
Current Problem:
If someone changes the channel mid show via the remote they will be sucked into the tv by an uncontrollable force, and no one has returned at this current stage
Evaluation:
The investigation of this tv reveals it belonged to Sarah Picker a witch who was irritated by channel surfers.
Recommendation:
Phone the tv problem wizards company to unbewitch the tv.
The Spud Diggers!
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