Ministry of Magic Report
Date:
13th of November 2002
Investigated item: Water filter
Item Location: Changing Lanes 98 Lemonade Orange St. by the toaster.
Current owner: Mrs. Morningside, a grumpy old muggle lady bought the water
filter at a garage sale.
Description of item:
· Used water filter manufactured in 1995.
· About 2 feet high and 1 foot in width.
· A very rare item only 2 in the whole world.
Current Problem: Owner claims that it not only filters the water but changes
it into something else (Orange juice, lemonade, poison etc.)
It also tends to change the mood of the drinker.
The owner is very unhappy because she had a dinner party and all the people
drank and changed into pigs!
Evaluation:It once belonged to a student from Hogwarts who thought it was a
joke and he then turned into a spider and got squashed, in 1996.
Recommendation: De-curse or destroy it or it might change everybody into
spiders!
Name of investigators: Clara & Naomi
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