Dear fellow rappers,
It’s us the 5W Wicked Rappers from Marayong Public School and we are
investigating a Magical Microwave Oven. We chose this item out of lots of
great ideas, from the class. Here is our investigative report. We hope you
like it!!
Ministry Of Magic
Date: 13th November 02
Invested Item: Microwave Oven
Item Location:
5 Wicked St, Eatsville,
placed on kitchen bench top.
Current Owner: Elderly man named Woody Wilson, bought the microwave on
special at the Reject Shop.
Description Of Item:
*New, made in 2002
*Blue with gold trim and yellow press buttons.
*Voice activated.
Current Problem:
When the “start” button is pressed, the microwave uses ESP to read Woody’s
mind, and cooks the meal that Woody really desires. Woody is puzzled as to
why this is happening, but he enjoys his new meals.
Evaluation:
Wizard Franklin Vollymart was a sales rep selling microwaves to muggle and
wizard stores. Accidentally, this particular “wizards' microwave” was mixed
up with the muggle microwave stock.
Recommendation:
Send a fake wizard election to Woody’s house. The microwave will be
dispelled.
Name of investigator:
B. Zaragoza
Signature: B. Zaragoza
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