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Ministry of Magic
Investigative Report
Date:
14 November 2002.
Investigated item:
Enchanted pen:
Item Location:
267 Witchetty Road, Hazelbate.
Normally found under, near or on sheets of paper.
Current owner:
A young lady by the name of Selene De Fair Oop oh
Carter.
She was in the shower and came out to find that there
was a glittering pen on the table. She reported it to
the Ministry Of Magic and they said she could keep it.
Description of item
Pretty green with disappearing sparkles on the
outside, which return every now and then, enchants
your desire not to do homework, full of psycho activity.
Click it back in and it de-activates. Comes with repair
guide if it chucks a mental, and manual if needs
repairs.
Current Problem:
The pen backfires every time it clogs up while it is
being used. This is a problem because if you are
using it, you will be covered in bewitched ink. If this
happens, you will turn into an Enchanted Pen yourself.
The only way to prevent this from happening is to
feed it paper every half an hour and to care and
nurture it as if it was your own child.
If you do happen to turn into a pen, you may have
the opportunity to drink liquid paper in the first hour
and you can turn back to your normal self.
Another problem is that it sometimes, if upset, starts
to write in different languages and there is no way in
the entire world that you could possibly read it. If you
do try to read it, or learn to read the language it will
automatically change and you will have to just give up.
Evaluation:
An investigation on this pen showed that Osama
Mathers, who lived on 77775555888 Evil Ride Road,
once owned it. He had given this pen the power to
write whatever you were or it was thinking. Osmama
had gone mad from using this pen too much. The pen
is still being affected by being around a mad person.
Recommendation:
Borrow the pen because people are always borrowing
other people’s pen and drain all the ink out of it.
Replace the ink with normal muggles ink and return it
to the current owner. If problem still persists then the
pen will have to be taken and destroyed using
powerful magic.
Name of investigator: A.Sevens
Signature A.Stevens,
