Ministry Of Magic
Investigative Report
Date:
14 November 2000
Investigated Item:
Bath Tub
Item Location:
23 Sun Shine Street, Pot-a-loo.
In the bathroom.
Current Owner:
A young couple (Simon and Amanda Smellypants.)
Description:
*Medium sized old fashioned bath tub.
*Aluminium with brass hooked shaped legs.
*Love heart shaped taps that are rusty.
*Plug hole and plug about 50 years old.
Current Problem:
Couple report that if over 60kg the bath tub disappears and comes back after 24 hours. If under 60kg then the person having the bath ends up in someone else's bath. If exactly 60kg then you get a nice bath and a massage.
A plumber came to have a look on 9 November 2000. That night it disappeared when Simon got in.
Couple don't like having a bath because they end up with a sore bottom and have no bath for 24 hours.
Evaluation:
An investigation reveals that a witch named Morbidda Destiny owned it 50 years ago and she was exactly 60kg and didn't like other people using her bath tub so she put a spell on it. When she died 10 years ago her house was sold to the Smellypants.
Recommendation:
Send a wizard to get it back and replace it with a normal bath tub.
Names of Investigators:
Kate, Krystal, Karla and Nicole.
Signatures:
Kate, Krystal, Karla and Nicole.
Footnote:
Found underneath the bath tub were the initials M.D.
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