Date :
25th of December 1963
Investigated item:
Television
Item location:
267 Nincompoop Rd Garbage bin
Current owner:
Dnomyar Ymerej Oateissejaivlys
Description of item:
*36 x 58cm sony flatscreen television
*changes colour every time turned on
*transports you to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
*flies
Current Problem:
Every time the owner turns it on he is transported to an old rundown castle.
Evaluation:
Investigation on this contraption reveals that this item was built by the Evil Dr Dnomoed Algnaland it is one of his many evil plots. This one will be his last. When we catch this criminal, he will be killed.
Recommendation:
Mr. Oateissejaivlys will be enchanted with a forgetfullness spell and they will magically undergo a bug inspection and they will swap the T.V. with a normal one.
Name of investigator: Mazakala Sugna
Signature: Mazakala Sugna
