Kapooka's Rap Point 1
INVESTIGATIVE REPORT
Date: 21st of November 2002
Investigated item: Window Curtains
Item location: 7 Trinklet Rd Wakeley
Current owner: Elderly muggle woman
(Mrs Twiddle) very short and fat with
PINK round specials.
Description of item:
Blueish green in colour
About 6 foot long
Glitters all over
Current problem:
These window curtains have been bewitched
to scream loudly "Wake up sleepyhead, the
sun's up." This caused Mrs Twiddle to have
a heart attack.
Evaluation:
The muggle women and her husband
are going on holidays soon so we
charge in, take the curtains and leave.
Name of investigator: SNILLOC YLLEK
